Barkerism #321

It is only rude if some of it comes out of your mouth.

Shine

Barkerism #9

Bathroom humor must be talked about beyond the dinner table.

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Barkerism #31

Life isn't fair...get used to it.

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Barkerism #84

Things don't come easy for Barkers, that is why we have kids.

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Barkerism #49

It smells like loaf.

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Barkerism #266

It you want it more than I do, then you can have it.

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Barkerism #113

Is your please broken.

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Barkerism #172

Save the pieces.

Civic Involvement

Barkerism #2

Hippos love the water.

Action

Barkerism #124

If you say "gross" you have to eat it!

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Barkerism #56

Survivor night is family night

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Barkerism #31

Wednesdays are egg day.

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Barkerism #72

If you never get hurt it means you're not having fun.

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Barkerism #91

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Got Spirit? Let’s Hear It!

Nov 19th, 2008 by admin | 2

One thing I love about Grace is her school spirit. She always participates in the school themed days (jersey day, black and orange day, etc.). Today Grace participated in Crazy Hair Day. She loves this sort of thing. She frizzed out her hair and sprayed her entire head orange and purple. It was her craziest hair to date.

As she was headed out to the bus stop, she saw another bus with kids in it. As she looked inside the windows of the passing bus, she saw lots of kids, none of whom had their hair crazy. She ran inside and yelled, “Mom! Check the calendar! Is today Crazy Hair Day?” To which Karla said, “NO!” Grace, holding back the tears, ran to the sink and had me wash out he hair in 90 seconds before the bus came–a social catastrophe avoided. Good thing it wasn’t Wear Your Pajamas to School Day.

Church Planting

Nov 18th, 2008 by admin | 0

I met another church planter today. He is a great guy planting in the Des Moines metro area. One thing I have seen regarding church planters is that they rarely complain. At least the good ones don’t. They already know that they are behind the eight ball on so many issues that they don’t need to focus on the small things. They also find God working in the littlest things. They see that God can supply needs. I want to hang around church planters more.

Are You Prepared?

Nov 17th, 2008 by admin | 1

I am a “half-empty” guy. I know this. I think I get it from my dad. I see the problems that others may not see, or may not want to talk about. I understand that I can be an extremely large buzz kill. My attitude tends to be even more amplified next to my awesome church-planting partner, Geoff Safford. Geoff is actually a 3/4 full person. That is, someone who sees the potential of a half-full glass of liquid. I love that about him.

One thing about me, you will usually know where you stand in my book. I tend to get things out there quick as to where I disagree. I don’t use emails and blog post comments to flex muscles that I would never use in a face to face. I tend to have an “online nice” that I use instead of puffing up. I prefer to disagree in person.

All this is prescript to a thought that I am having about the future. Money is going to be tight in the months, and possibly the years, to come. With unemployment rates rising, with the future securities of others in flux, I predict a higher propensity toward crime and all around bad behavior from those we may not normally see it from. A friend of mine told me today that the only industry in Europe that is not suffering from the financial crisis there is The Mob. It is actually growing. How he knows this is beyond me, but for my blog purposes, I believe him. I have seen that lottery ticket sales have not declined since the financial problems. If anything, they have gone up. This is because people will look to other means to meet their needs. The question is will they defer to a life of crime?

I am not saying that people will become mobsters. But, will drive-offs increase at gas stations? Will the meat department at the local grocery need to have security guards. I witnessed first hand a shop lifting occurrence of video games form the local Block Buster. It was actually a “two-man job” that had a subplot. Americans are not good with doing without, so how will they meet their “needs” with less to meet them with?

All this has got me wondering “Am I prepared?” Am I ready to take the precautions I need. Gun sales are up. That is a fact. I know someone who bought one this weekend. He is “preparing” himself. I know people who lock things up like never before. People are hoarding. Food. Cash. They are “preparing” themselves. I even know of someone who has bought, or is in the process of buying a bunker. It is actually a metal pig pen that you bury in the ground then pour concrete all over the top, securing yourself from some bad stuff. He is “preparing” himself.

Based on this stuff, I am not prepared. I am caring no cash. I rarely lock the doors of my Jeep even with my MacBook in it. Karla and I go to the grocery store 3-4 times a week. I think we have a Costco sized peanut butter in the pantry, but that is about it. Am I in trouble?

I don’t want to own a gun. I don’t want to worry about locked doors. I don’t want to look over my shoulder, or worry about what “The Man” will do to me. But, maybe, I don’t have much choice. Only time will tell. I am not prepared to buy gold quite yet, but I wonder. Even as I was writing this post I know of someone whose wallet was just stolen from their purse. I better figure this out quick.

No. 15

Nov 17th, 2008 by admin | 1

The Number 15 is a pretty significant number in my life:Grace plays game

  1. It is the age I was when I first learned to drive. I got my permit and my dad would take me to the cemetery to drive around. He said, “Well, if we crash, they won’t have far to take me.”
  2. It is the date of our anniversary in May. We got married in a beautiful Lutheran church in MN. We had all our friends and family there. For supper we ate at Wendy’s.
  3. It is the number of years we have been married. Karla and I have been together a long time.
  4. It is the age I was when the Chicago Bears won the Super Bowl. I realized then that I didn’t have to be a loser. I also learned all the words to the Super Bowl Shuffle.
  5. It is the number of questions I usually got right on the algebra pop quizzes (out of 30).
  6. Lastly, it the day that I skipped on this month’s BLOGOFF. This is my attempt to make up for it.